Let’s be real here for a second. It’s cold, it’s raining and you’re camping. You wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a serious urge to go pee. What do you do?
Most people would get up, put on their jackets, socks, shoes and trudge outside to pee in the bushes, or even worse, walk to the outhouse.
There is another option.
Option #1: If You’re a Guy
It’s super simple to pee in your tent when camping if you’re a guy. Just get yourself a wide-mouthed water bottle (Nalgene’s work well) and pee into it. Screw the lid on tight, and then empty it out in the morning.
If it’s the bottle that you actually use to drink out of, wash it well with dish soap before use of course. Some people put a piece of duct tape on their bottle, or mark it with a big X in order to differentiate this bottle from another one.
Option #2: If You’re a Woman
If you’re a woman, it’s not so simple to pee in your tent. You could try using a wide-mouthed Nalgene and peeing into that. But, the potential for disaster is actually quite high. And nobody wants a wet sleeping bag that smells like urine.
Try a Pee Funnel
The other option is to get a female urination device. They’re basically funnels that you put under your urethra and that can direct the urine wherever you want. In this case, you’d want to direct the urine into the water bottle.
There are some pee funnels that are small, slim tubes that fit right around your urethra. The advantage to these ones is that you don’t really have to pull down your pants or underwear. You can just move them to the side. The Pibella is one example.
There are also some pee funnels that are an actual funnel that fits under the whole area. There is a much wider margin of error for these ones. But, you’ll often have to pull down your pants. An example of this one is the Outdoor Life Adventures Pee Funnel.
Either can work well for you, but my best advice is to give them a test run in the shower a few times first. There is certainly a learning curve to using them.
More Pee Funnels Usage Tips here.
Sounds like a Pee Funnel is What you Need to Pee in Your Tent?
Then you’ll need to check out our top recommendations. We’ve done the hard work for you and figured out what the best options for female urination devices are. Check them out here:
Tips for Camping in the Rain
What’s the Best Female Urination Aid?
Check out this comparison chart below for some of our top tips on how to pee in a tent.
Best Pee Funnels
|Best Overall||Easiest to Use||Smallest and Lightest||Best Disposable|
|pStyle Female Urination Device||Outdoor Life Pee Funnel||Pibella FUD||Travel Jane disposable|
|Light, compact and just works well overall.||Large funnel for ease of use.||Fits right under your urethra.||Funnel, with self-contained bag.|
|Check Price||Check Price||Check Price||Check price|
How Can I Pee in the Car?
Maybe you want to know how to pee in the car? You may be on a long road trip with someone who doesn’t want to stop. Or, it may just be cold outside and the thought of pulling over in a snow storm to pull down your pants on the side of the road just isn’t that appealing.
The good news is that a pee funnel can be used in much the same was as in a tent. The key is to put your butt on the edge of the seat and let gravity do its’ work. You can find out more about this very important topic here:
How to Pee in your Tent?
It’s cold and rainy and you’re in a tent. What do you do when you need to go pee? Do you get up and go outside? Or, do you just buy yourself a pee funnel? Leave a comment below and let us know.